What would you do if you had a thorn in your flesh?

Remove it.

Usually in TV shows, people choose to remove their thorns by destroying them (i.e. in cold blood). In my case, the thorn is geographically a bit far away to murder, but yet it is not entirely unfeasible. Food poisoning mebbe? Or mebbe induce memory loss? That bit would be sufficient. Then the both of us will not need to feel so bugged anymore...

She's like a spider, takes us a while to free ourselves from her web.

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The little piggy has several members of the male species hovering around her...hmm...v.interesting.

I suddenly haf a craving for...da mai. The dessert.